Another Monday morning, another Starmer reset speech. Every week it happens and every week the dull, old vegan sausage is blown ... few 50ps in petty cash)? Sir Keir could have said 'daft ...

Keir Starmer was brutally mocked ... of the subject and still do a better job than Starmer." Referencing Mr Starmer's infamous "sausage" blunder, Kearse said: "And you wouldn't mention sausages ...